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22 August 2007 @ 11:52 pm

....um....help. Ted's going to teach me the ways of the muggles....um....tell me things so I don't look like a complete arse when I'm all wtf!why? PLEASE. I'll pay you back somehow.

Lily Evanscall_a_lily on August 24th, 2007 12:18 am (UTC)

James was apparently unaware they had kidnapped a Weasley, or as they so charmingly put it, a "Weasle." Nutters, both of 'em.

I think if men were sensible, they would no longer be men. They would be women. Soon we shall become so much more intelligent and developed that we shall just keep men as our sex toys.

Still worried, and slightly deafer given James' reaction.

Andromeda Blackchained_maid on August 24th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)

Oh lovely. My cousin and your boyfriend are going to be murdered by ginger Hufflepuffs.

Yes, I already use mine like that though, he's useless at conversation.

Now hoping Sirius left her something in his will

Lily Evanscall_a_lily on August 24th, 2007 12:24 am (UTC)

Maybe if they return him under cover of darkness with a brand new cookbook endorsed by some outrageously good-looking celebrity, they'll only be ritualistically castrated....

James is witty enough to keep around for more than just the sex.

I think James left me everything. I WIN.

Andromeda Blackchained_maid on August 24th, 2007 12:26 am (UTC)

Get Padfoot to take him back. Charm him to say he was camping and found the dog etc...cover story.

Ted's wonderful to look at, but he's a Hufflepuff...he's still amused by badgers and Snape!rape.

Hm. Well done. What about his parents?

Lily Evanscall_a_lily on August 24th, 2007 12:29 am (UTC)

Good idea. And James and I stumbled across the poor, lost child and decided to SAVE HIM. I shall give you some of the reward biscuits and such, since Molly's cooking is TO DIE FOR.

Surely he's not amused by such things amidst coitus?

I don't think his parents want to know what's going on.

Andromeda Blackchained_maid on August 24th, 2007 12:33 am (UTC)

Excellent. Could do with more food. London doesn't seem to have many food shops in this area.

Not yet...though he's not done it much bless him. He's amused by an awful lot though.

Ah. Probably for the best.